Baby Lumps Reads: FOOCOS PENDERLUM

by UMBERTO EGG

this is the bigest book i have ever reads exept YOOLERSEES and now i will reveuw it

it is an book abote some ITALYANS and a compoter it is named after FOOCOS PENDERLUM wich is a grape on a string in a museum in PARIS the home of YITSACK RABEEN celerbrated inventor of comedy juice drink RABEENA dont get it in your yarmulke the stanes never come out

i got neerly half way throughugh this boke before i even understood two words and they were both the same

thus far i cant recomend it espeshaly not to RICHARD MADERLEY tvs most famust nincompupe

still lets see what happens in the sekernd half praps PETER CROWCH will score in injery time

one page just says HE SAID i mean wot sort of writing is that its just a lot of nonsense

i reely cant get on with this book its torcherous and verbose pretenshus old guff

id rather read the nutrishernal information on the side of a packet of NABISCO MEATY MEAT POPS at least the plot is better

compared to this WOR AND PEAS is like reading TOPSY AN TIM GO TO KANDAHAR

i have it on good orthority that UMBERTO EGG keeps the toys out of KINDER EGG in his beerd hense his last name EGG

bit of a giveaway if you ask me

this is a picher of him sporting a plastic tie and matching clip-on toopay he looks like TED BOVIS with a mask on

he rote some otha books corled THE NAME OF MY HOSE and TRAVERLS IN HYPERBANALITY they were as poo as this except the fillum staring SEEN CANARY and CHRIST ITS IAN SLATER

now i have finished it i am inklined to RUN AWAY cos UMBERTO EGG is trying to get in my ear and we cant have that

i dont want to be asimerlated by italian eggmen not after the last time and that was a messy extracshun involving a turky baster and a copy of granma irmingbum's WOMERNS WEAKLY

im off to get a sanwidge

next time i will be reeding INTERNACHERNAL SOSHERLISM NINETY SEVEN by ROBAT LINSY