tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-40956904605148096622024-03-13T22:08:50.901+00:00Baby Lumps ReadsI reeds it so you dont have toLUMPUShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01273180894533750027noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4095690460514809662.post-86023392962678943612009-01-06T19:47:00.007+00:002009-01-06T20:05:46.179+00:00ANOUNSEMENT<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYP0NGCt1xEzJ2oM0_YbLYdY-IoqguP36cNo2jLTIB-2jnvHxELJWbkLOY00bczyhQMCm4DICQaolCn3hnfpaxN4CntgHIsdOANezi_Ziojc9JFrNtGGiWlzR0duoCxSe_ZRtov1efbo8/s1600-h/caJ.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5288271351059998242" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYP0NGCt1xEzJ2oM0_YbLYdY-IoqguP36cNo2jLTIB-2jnvHxELJWbkLOY00bczyhQMCm4DICQaolCn3hnfpaxN4CntgHIsdOANezi_Ziojc9JFrNtGGiWlzR0duoCxSe_ZRtov1efbo8/s320/caJ.jpg" border="0" /></a>
<div>helo peples of the internets
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i hav a very imporkant anounsement
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ther are some pore gorillures that need helps like BANANURES and OINKMENT cos not orl of them are lucky like me and live in a nise warms flat
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plese go to here <a href="http://www.gorilla.cd/">http://www.gorilla.cd/</a> to lern about the truble that the pore mountern gorillures are in and give away yore money and tel everyone else other peples about it plese
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also ther are peples that look after the gorillures and they need things too like MEDISINE BLANKETS TRUCKS TENTS and SUNDRIES <br/><br/>then ther is everybody else who lives in DR CONGO and you can helps them here <a href="https://www.oxfam.org.uk/donate/direct/pages/2008LUA001.html">https://www.oxfam.org.uk/donate/direct/pages/2008LUA001.html</a> <br/><br/>how lucky we ar that we can sit in our houses flats and mansions and these peples cant so we needs do wot we can to helps</div>LUMPUShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01273180894533750027noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4095690460514809662.post-81134643806975620712007-06-15T22:18:00.000+00:002007-06-15T22:47:08.086+00:00INTERNASHERNAL SOSHERLISM NINTY SEVEN<style type="text/css">
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<p><em>by ROBAT LINSY AND AL</em></p>
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<p>here is a boke called INTERNASHERNAL SOSHERLISM it is a boke about POLLERTICS which is what TONY BLIAR does for a living but he lernt his pollertics off a snail at infant playtime</p>
<p>for this boke i hav put my reeding glarses on so as to appere ERYOODITE and INTERLECHUAL like <a href="http://www.placeboma.com/bigandbeardy/files/page0_blog_entry18_1.jpg">BRIAN SEWELL</a> who looks like <a href="http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/54/039_37173~Melissa-Joan-Hart-Posters.jpg">TONY HART</a> made from twiglets</p>
<p>hopfuly this will be interesting but who can tell</p>
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<p>this pose is called PONDERUS it was invented by <a href="http://azothgallery.com/images/leonardo.jpg">VITROOVIAN MAN</a> when he wasnt flashing his bits at sepia ladies on parchmernt</p>
<p>here i am pondering the ins and outs of internashernal sosherlism it apperes that it is mostly to do with KEN LIVINGSTERN SEAGULL the birdman of london</p>
<p>everything in sosherlism is red thats the colour of sosherlism here is a joke</p>
<p>q whats red and invisiberl</p>
<p>a no sosherlists</p>
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<p>right now we get to the meat and the profe of the meat is in the meating or something</p>
<p>when ive read this i will send it to RICHERD MADELEY the muddleheaded playboy of DAYTIME TEEVEE</p>
<p>i will atach a POSTIT NOTE saying dere richerd this is a real mans boke not like the BUNTY cos there are no 50s scholgirls swotting</p>
<p>thatll teach him to say GET OUT YOU DIRTY OLD BIDDIES to <a href="http://www.liverpoolmuseums.org.uk/walker/collections/18c/graphics/large/stubbs.jpg">UNA STUBBS</a> its in chapter fore</p>
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<p>this is becoming too much for me praps my brane is too small</p>
<p>i am going to look at the pichers on the cover insted</p>
<p>the picher on the cover is an abstract impreshunist rendering of wax legend <a href="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c250/chadwholovedme/artiefufkin.jpg">ARTIE FUFKIN</a> holding a broom with the werds JOUSTING FOR BUOYS writen on it</p>
<p>my eyes are tired and i only have two</p>
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<p>gosh its made me fall asleep</p>
<p>the last boke that made me fall asleep was the DA VINSHY COD an that was only cos of its CRUSHING AWFULNESS praps i am a narkerleptic like <a href="http://sg.yimg.com/xp/afp/20060716/08/1126091092.jpg">WAYNE SLEEP</a> the sopperific dancing midget</p>
<p>next week i spect it will be a boke but not <a href="https://www.lgp.ie/region/Gallery/barges%20leitrim%20cropped.jpg">BORJES</a> i dont know who that is unless its the things you get on canals in IRELAND home of <a href="http://www.mugshots.com/IMAGES/Mugshot__princip.jpg">GAVRIL O'PRINCHEEP</a> the babyfaced asasin</p>
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<p>this is the bigest book i have ever reads exept <a href="http://www.industrialandmarine.com/ulysses.html">YOOLERSEES</a> and now i will reveuw it</p>
<p>it is an book abote some ITALYANS and a compoter it is named after FOOCOS PENDERLUM wich is a grape on a string in a museum in PARIS the home of <a href="http://www.cs.princeton.edu/~san/perlman.jpg">YITSACK RABEEN</a> celerbrated inventor of comedy juice drink RABEENA dont get it in your yarmulke the stanes never come out</p>
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<p>i got neerly half way throughugh this boke before i even understood two words and they were both the same</p>
<p>thus far i cant recomend it espeshaly not to <a href="http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/R/richardandjudy/">RICHARD MADERLEY</a> tvs most famust nincompupe</p>
<p>still lets see what happens in the sekernd half praps <a href="http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Robert_Wadlow0129a.jpg">PETER CROWCH</a> will score in injery time</p>
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<p>one page just says HE SAID i mean wot sort of writing is that its just a lot of nonsense</p>
<p>i reely cant get on with this book its torcherous and verbose pretenshus old guff</p>
<p>id rather read the nutrishernal information on the side of a packet of NABISCO MEATY MEAT POPS at least the plot is better</p>
<p>compared to this WOR AND PEAS is like reading <a href="http://www.brown.edu/Students/Fantasy/images/halloween03/Mounty-Nazghul.jpg">TOPSY AN TIM GO TO KANDAHAR</a></p>
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<p>i have it on good orthority that UMBERTO EGG keeps the toys out of <a href="http://www.cressbrook.co.uk/features/kinder.php">KINDER EGG</a> in his beerd hense his last name EGG</p>
<p>bit of a giveaway if you ask me</p>
<p>this is a picher of him sporting a plastic tie and matching clip-on toopay he looks like TED BOVIS with a mask on</p>
<p>he rote some otha books corled THE NAME OF MY HOSE and TRAVERLS IN HYPERBANALITY they were as poo as this except the fillum staring SEEN CANARY and <a href="http://www.kendall-bioresearch.co.uk/WLICE1.gif">CHRIST ITS IAN SLATER</a></p>
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<p>now i have finished it i am inklined to RUN AWAY cos UMBERTO EGG is trying to get in my ear and we cant have that</p>
<p>i dont want to be asimerlated by italian eggmen not after the last time and that was a messy extracshun involving a turky baster and a copy of granma irmingbum's WOMERNS WEAKLY </p>
<p>im off to get a sanwidge</p>
<p>next time i will be reeding INTERNACHERNAL SOSHERLISM NINETY SEVEN by ROBAT LINSY</p>
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<img src="http://www.industrialandmarine.com/bananure.gif" alt="ONE OUT OF FIVE"/><br/><span style="font-size:85%;">i'd give it one bananure out of five if it was up to me and it is so i have</span>LUMPUShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01273180894533750027noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4095690460514809662.post-58847357901924945812007-06-01T16:33:00.000+00:002007-06-01T16:36:59.125+00:00once upon a time in the wetsonce i had an page on the intornet in wich i read books so you dont haves to
now there are this page wich is called a blog as it is the fust of june
in forthcoming days i will reed books and tell you wots in them
so you dont have to bother with reedin it
i have nerly finished reeding FOOCOS PENDERLUM so that will be fustLUMPUShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01273180894533750027noreply@blogger.com0